"Bugs" lyrics

Well I have a reason
I know why
Don't do it just so they'll die
If you're gonna kill a bug
Don't do it just because
I like bugs and I'll tell you why
They're alive and so am I
Bugs

I like grasshoppers cause frogs eat 'em
I like bees cause flowers need 'em
I like spiders, I like slugs
I like caterpillars, I like bugs
I hate crowds, I love people
I ain't down with the plague
But I'm cool with beetles and bugs

Bugs are pretty cute, bugs are pretty fun
There's a couple of bugs to try to stay away from
Mosquitos, ticks, business flies
Bugs in suits, bugs in ties
And I get bit and it makes me itch
You won't never complain
'Cause they never really kill me

Granddaddy long legs, fireflies
Big banana spiders with a bunch of eyes
Birds eat bugs and then they sing a pretty tune
Maybe I should look into eating bugs pretty soon
Every time I get bit
I think of all the things I done stepped on that I never did see
And I go, "Okay bugs, one for me!"

Bzz-bz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz
Bzz, bz-bz-bz, b-bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz-bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bz-bzz

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
He's just a bug
Buzz on

Bzz-bz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz
Bzz, bz-bz-bz, b-bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz-bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bz-bzz

I like bugs and I'll tell you why
They're alive and so am I
Bugs
Bzz-bzz