"Aging Well" lyrics

Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't-

My friend pulled up a recent photo of you on her phone
I didn't even recognize you had to look up close
But when I did oh man I started to choke they say
Karma's a bitch, you know?

When we were 23 I prayed the world would finally see
The ugly on the inside that was hiding underneath
It's coming back around from all the shit you did to me
Guess the universe could see

You were walking around way too conceited
About time that hairline started recedin'

In your hometown people are talking
Word got round that you really lost it
And nobody cares about the sizes of your (ah)
When your face is looking like a rough 26

Even Dan and Jack think you're a loser
The whole bars worrying about your future
It's catching up all that putting me through hell
Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't aging well

(Ain't the only things that aren't aging well)

Shame on me for thinking you were once God's gift
I blame that devil on my shoulder had me thinking you were it
It's funny I grew up and older, you never did
But boy does it look like it...

You've been pouring it up and hit a new low
Looks like that beer gut's finally showin'

In your hometown people are talking
Word got round that you really lost it
And nobody cares about the size of your (ah)
When your face is looking like a rough 26

Even Dan and Jack think you're a loser
The whole bar's worrying about your future
It's catching up all that putting me through hell
Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't aging well

(Ain't the only things)
(Ain't the only things)

In your hometown people are talking
Word got round that you really lost it
And nobody cares about the size of your dick
When your face is looking like you've been through shit

Dan and Jack think you're a loser
The whole bar's worrying about your future
It's catching up all that putting me through hell
Your dirty mouth and old tweets ain't
The only things that aren't aging well
(You're looking pretty rough man)
That aren't aging well
(What the hell happened after we stopped talking?)
That aren't aging well (yikes)
They ain't the only things
They ain't the only things
They ain't the only things that aren't aging well