"Brand New Country Star" lyrics

Well, he outgrew his sequined suit
Sold his Trailways bus
Let his hair get a little too long
His ducktails bit the dust

His custom-made, pearl-inlaid
Guitar slipped from his hand
And in its place, a new electrical one
He had flown in from Japan

'Cause he's a-cheeseburger-eatin', abandoned-Sunday-meetin'
Brand-new country star
He rides around in a Lincoln Continental
No steer horns on his car
Oh the record men say he's the livin' end
They're gonna spin him right to the top
Yeah, he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
He can either go country or pop

He's got a good ol' friend name o' "Texas Ben"
Tells him all the spots to play
And a sweet little lady, he calls her "Sexy Sadie"
She's a-with the boy night and day

They're gonna open a chain of fancy bowlin' lanes
The first one in his old hometown
And on ribbon-cuttin' day, they'll come from miles away
The folks'll all gather 'round and sing

'Cause he's a-cheeseburger-eatin', abandoned-Sunday-meetin'
Brand-new country star
He rides around in a Lincoln Continental
No steer horns on his car
Oh the record men say he's the livin' end
They're gonna spin him right to the top
Yeah, he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
He can either go country or pop

I mean, he can either go country or pop
A' yodel layeeo a' leedle layeeo a' leedle layee