"Captain America" lyrics

Can you tell me where I might find my friend and companion?
Now he looks a little different from anything you've seen
He likes to beat the bass drum for justice and salvation
He's got the brains of Einstein and the brawn of Mister Clean

He's a lightnin' flash who'll make the dash
From one coast to the other
To stop a crime or lend a dime
Or help his aging mother

Captain America, we love you
Captain America, you're grand
Oh, Spiro Agnew, eat your heart out
Captain America's our man

He wears a mask, his clothes are weird, and some folks call him hokey
But he is hip, he just can't dig the okie from Muskogee
Captain will help anyone, a friend or a stranger
Now number one without a gun, he's bypassed the Lone Ranger

He's a do do good who loves apple pie
And kisses little babies
He'll guard you against everything
From atom bombs to rabies

Captain America, we love you
Captain America, you're grand
Oh, Spiro Agnew, eat your heart out
Captain America's our man

Can you tell me where I might find my friend and companion
He looks a little different from anything you've seen
He likes to beat the bass drum for justice and salvation
He's got the brains of Einstein and the bod of Mister Clean

He's a lightnin' flash who'll make the dash
From one coast to the other
To stop a crime or lend a dime
Or help his aging mother

Captain America, we love you
Captain America, you're grand
Oh, Spiro Agnew, eat your heart out
Captain America's our man