"Vote For Me" lyrics

I'd like to announce my candidacy
I'd appreciate it if you'd vote for me
I want to be Vice President
Vote for me

If I was Vice President you know what I'd do?
Pretty much anything I wanted to
Vote for me. Vote for me

I'd have a first class seat on Air Force One
An awesome pad in Washington, D.C. (If you vote for me)
Play golf all day with heads of state
If they brought beer wouldn't that be great? I can't wait!
Vote for me. Vote for me

Well there are an awful lot of issues important to me
Here's my campaign policy
Legislation, education
Occupation, arbitration
Conversation, equalization
Immigration, itemization
Immigration, race relations
Imitation, hospitalization
I'm freaking out vote for me!

Well it's the land of the brave, the home of the free
That's the funny thing about democracy
A vote for me, is a vote for me!