"If I Could Build A Bar" lyrics
If I could build a bar
I'd put it on the water somewhere
Have Lonesome Dove playing on the flat screens
And La-Z-Boy barstool chairs
It'd be an every Friday night bull-riding
A pet bear that smoked cigars
Yeah, and the working man'd drink for a nickel
If I could build a bar
It wouldn't look like much on the outside
But the moment you walked in
It'd feel like home away from home
Cutting up with all your friends
You know the pharaohs built the pyramids
Oh, Noah built an arc
But I'd go down in honky-tonk history
If I could build a bar
It'd have thirty-seven brands of long-necks
A self-served margarita machine
It'd host the world champ competition
For swimsuit barbecue teams
Yeah, we'd throw hand grades at terrorists
Instead of throwing cornhole or darts
And have Willy and Jagger in the house man
If I could build a bar
Yeah, it wouldn't look like much on the outside
But the moment you walked in
It'd feel like home away from home
Cutting up with all your friends
You know the pharaohs built the pyramids
Oh, Noah built an arc
But I'd go down in honky-tonk history
If I could build a bar
There'd be a hall of fame for mamas
And John Wayne picture on the wall
The bartenders would all be elevens
And there wouldn't be no last call
It wouldn't look like much on the outside
But the moment you walked in
It'd feel like home away from home
Cutting up with all your friends
You know the pharaohs built the pyramids
Oh, Noah built an arc
But I'd go down in honky-tonk history
If I could build a bar
Yeah, we'd go down in honky-tonk history
If we could build a bar
I'd put it on the water somewhere
Have Lonesome Dove playing on the flat screens
And La-Z-Boy barstool chairs
It'd be an every Friday night bull-riding
A pet bear that smoked cigars
Yeah, and the working man'd drink for a nickel
If I could build a bar
It wouldn't look like much on the outside
But the moment you walked in
It'd feel like home away from home
Cutting up with all your friends
You know the pharaohs built the pyramids
Oh, Noah built an arc
But I'd go down in honky-tonk history
If I could build a bar
It'd have thirty-seven brands of long-necks
A self-served margarita machine
It'd host the world champ competition
For swimsuit barbecue teams
Yeah, we'd throw hand grades at terrorists
Instead of throwing cornhole or darts
And have Willy and Jagger in the house man
If I could build a bar
Yeah, it wouldn't look like much on the outside
But the moment you walked in
It'd feel like home away from home
Cutting up with all your friends
You know the pharaohs built the pyramids
Oh, Noah built an arc
But I'd go down in honky-tonk history
If I could build a bar
There'd be a hall of fame for mamas
And John Wayne picture on the wall
The bartenders would all be elevens
And there wouldn't be no last call
It wouldn't look like much on the outside
But the moment you walked in
It'd feel like home away from home
Cutting up with all your friends
You know the pharaohs built the pyramids
Oh, Noah built an arc
But I'd go down in honky-tonk history
If I could build a bar
Yeah, we'd go down in honky-tonk history
If we could build a bar
