"GLOCK SYNDROME (2019)" lyrics
Wake up with my phone ring-a-lingin'
Got my ringtone, it's microwave, your girlfriend's singin'
Pickin' up the phone, it's my nigga totin' them yotes
Said he got it for the low, said "You know, nigga, bring it"
Hop up out my bed, brush my teeth, check my watch
I don't set alarms, it's 'cause my Rollie doesn't tock
Anyway I wake up hella late, I missed a lot, nigga
Okay, that's your girl, but did you know that she's a thot?
Bitches in my DM with a boyfriend tryna smash
Got a fishing pole for bitches and a condom that's attached
Looney Tuney bitches buggin' out, I make 'em spazz
I'ma pull out in a new Bugatti, spinnin' like I'm Taz
Thank the bro though, said he got a Glock
He'll sell it for a band, that's if I'm down to cop
I said "I'm kinda good," he said, "Then fuck it, run your watch"
Now I'm runnin' up out the crib, I'm hoppin' fences, duckin' shots
It takes twelve pounds of pressure just to shoot a fuckin' gun
I put a nigga on a stretcher, he ain't even run
Check my bank account, the number show who really won
Niggas heart attack, when they gon' see this many fuckin' ones?
In the strip club, threw about twenty bands
Hit the back door with twenty bitches in a van
All pink fur suit, feel like Killa Kam
Niggas know that the realest in the fuckin' jam
Who like me? It's the Kloud God
Fuck her in the bathroom, she holdin' on the towel rod
Took her to the bedroom, now I can really pop off
Pullin' on her hair, I forgot to take the Glock off, fuck
Blatt, brrt, blatt, brrt, blatt, brrt, that's the choppa
These ain't M&M's I'm popped, can someone call the doctor?
I just pushed some Hennessy and Redbull with the Monster
I guess I need the energy, it make a nigga smarter
Listen to the flow out the dungeon
Fuck Hilary Duff, I just picked up the dozen
Slice off my tongue, put that bitch in the oven
Now I spit hot when I flow in the function, hold up
You don't wanna fuck with my boys, like no gang shit
I'm killin' niggas, you'd think that we racist
Fuckin' the world, hella hard but no rapist
I smoke everyday even when on probation
I took your girlfriend's arm and cut it off
Arm & Hammer in the pot, I whip it all
Sacrifice your bitch inside the temple, Lara Croft
Call the private jet, a helicopter to the loft
Your bitch in my back seat
Better come sit on my lap, bitch, this is not a taxi
I need head when I'm drivin', hella [?]
If I don't get no head I'm runnin' lights and fuckin' crashing
Yeah, look
Got my ringtone, it's microwave, your girlfriend's singin'
Pickin' up the phone, it's my nigga totin' them yotes
Said he got it for the low, said "You know, nigga, bring it"
Hop up out my bed, brush my teeth, check my watch
I don't set alarms, it's 'cause my Rollie doesn't tock
Anyway I wake up hella late, I missed a lot, nigga
Okay, that's your girl, but did you know that she's a thot?
Bitches in my DM with a boyfriend tryna smash
Got a fishing pole for bitches and a condom that's attached
Looney Tuney bitches buggin' out, I make 'em spazz
I'ma pull out in a new Bugatti, spinnin' like I'm Taz
Thank the bro though, said he got a Glock
He'll sell it for a band, that's if I'm down to cop
I said "I'm kinda good," he said, "Then fuck it, run your watch"
Now I'm runnin' up out the crib, I'm hoppin' fences, duckin' shots
It takes twelve pounds of pressure just to shoot a fuckin' gun
I put a nigga on a stretcher, he ain't even run
Check my bank account, the number show who really won
Niggas heart attack, when they gon' see this many fuckin' ones?
In the strip club, threw about twenty bands
Hit the back door with twenty bitches in a van
All pink fur suit, feel like Killa Kam
Niggas know that the realest in the fuckin' jam
Who like me? It's the Kloud God
Fuck her in the bathroom, she holdin' on the towel rod
Took her to the bedroom, now I can really pop off
Pullin' on her hair, I forgot to take the Glock off, fuck
Blatt, brrt, blatt, brrt, blatt, brrt, that's the choppa
These ain't M&M's I'm popped, can someone call the doctor?
I just pushed some Hennessy and Redbull with the Monster
I guess I need the energy, it make a nigga smarter
Listen to the flow out the dungeon
Fuck Hilary Duff, I just picked up the dozen
Slice off my tongue, put that bitch in the oven
Now I spit hot when I flow in the function, hold up
You don't wanna fuck with my boys, like no gang shit
I'm killin' niggas, you'd think that we racist
Fuckin' the world, hella hard but no rapist
I smoke everyday even when on probation
I took your girlfriend's arm and cut it off
Arm & Hammer in the pot, I whip it all
Sacrifice your bitch inside the temple, Lara Croft
Call the private jet, a helicopter to the loft
Your bitch in my back seat
Better come sit on my lap, bitch, this is not a taxi
I need head when I'm drivin', hella [?]
If I don't get no head I'm runnin' lights and fuckin' crashing
Yeah, look
