"Left Handed Woman" lyrics
Left handed woman, you south-pawed member
Of the female gender tender bender of my splendor
Look at you
You do everything backwards from the way that I do
You inside out upside down left handed woman you
Left handed brown eyes left handedly looking
Left handedly holding old right handed me
I tell you right but it comes out left and backwards
Please woman, have mercy on me
Left handed woman, you south-pawed member
Of the female gender tender bender of my splendor
Look at you
You do everything backwards from the way that I do
You inside out upside down left handed woman you
Of the female gender tender bender of my splendor
Look at you
You do everything backwards from the way that I do
You inside out upside down left handed woman you
Left handed brown eyes left handedly looking
Left handedly holding old right handed me
I tell you right but it comes out left and backwards
Please woman, have mercy on me
Left handed woman, you south-pawed member
Of the female gender tender bender of my splendor
Look at you
You do everything backwards from the way that I do
You inside out upside down left handed woman you
Writer(s): John Hartford
