"Strange Old Man" lyrics
Come visit the strange old man in the bathtub
He's been laid up like this, since ten o'clock this morning
He's not too nice to look at, so please don't laugh
He loves you very much, and he'd like to share his orange
And maybe a picture or two
Come visit the strange old man in the bathtub
He's been making funny noises, since ten o'clock this morning
He has a strange complexion, so please don't laugh
He loves you very much, and he'd like to see your face
And maybe a word or a smile
Come visit the strange old man in the bathtub
He'll be getting out, pretty soon
Then he'll just go to his room
He's been laid up like this, since ten o'clock this morning
He's not too nice to look at, so please don't laugh
He loves you very much, and he'd like to share his orange
And maybe a picture or two
Come visit the strange old man in the bathtub
He's been making funny noises, since ten o'clock this morning
He has a strange complexion, so please don't laugh
He loves you very much, and he'd like to see your face
And maybe a word or a smile
Come visit the strange old man in the bathtub
He'll be getting out, pretty soon
Then he'll just go to his room
