"Open Mic At My Funeral" lyrics

My friends and I we laugh about who's gonna bite it first
Talk about who's married and who's jokes are getting worse
Drinking Hennessey in Tennessee with the people I love next to me

Trying not to freak out
Will I get buried in my home town?

Searching on the internet to see if my name trends
Cause I'm afraid that Imma be somebody to forget
Momma told me money only brings fair weather friends

I'm trying not to freak out
Now-ow

When I say goodbye
One final goodnight
Will I know what the hell I'll leave behind?
My greatest mystery
Is will they miss me?
And when I leave I promise it's ok to cry
At my funeral I'll leave an open mic

I dreamt I gave a eulogy I think nobody heard
And I know that my family thinks death is just a word
But words are worse than weapons and I'm getting scared of guns

I'm trying not to freak out
Now-ow

When I say goodbye
One final goodnight
Will I know what the hell I'll leave behind?
My greatest mystery
Is will they miss me?
And when I leave I promise it's ok to cry
At my funeral I'll leave an open mic

I hope that when I'm up there
I won't want to look down once
But if I do I hope they're having fun
I hope that they're having fun

When I say goodbye
One final goodnight
Will I know what the hell I'll leave behind?
My greatest mystery
Is will they miss me?
And when I leave I promise it's ok to cry
At my funeral I'll leave an open mic

I hope my friends get wasted and my siblings all get stoned
Whoever ends up there just hope nobody feels alone