"I'm Offended" lyrics

It seems like these days
No matter what ya say
Someone's losin' their ever lovin' mind
It's like they're lookin' for a reason
To have their fragile feelings
Hurt every single time

My country truck
I gas it up
You got yer fancy Tesla hooked up to a plug
I know you're mad
You think I'm bad
'Cause I'm breathin' free at last
And you're still stuck behind yer mask

And I'm offended, you're offended
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

Now hang on just a minute
You can't amend the first amendment
You're offended I defend it all the time
So let's take another sip
Don't hold back and let 'er rip
'Cause in the end you'll be left and I'll be right

And I'm offended, you're offended
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

Yeah, I like to shoot my .22
Somehow it seems to always trigger you
I pray to God, you think that's odd
'Cause you say He don't exist so why are you so pissed

I'm offended, you're offended
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

'Cause I'm offended, you're offended
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight