"Starship Velociraptor" lyrics

You're looking for a starship lately
Something with comfort, speed and style
I'll get you to agree that maybe
There's just one ship that's worth your while

The secret is the core reactor
To make the light-years feel like miles
With just a little antimatter
And hardwood floors instead of tile

You've got to get it, you can buy on credit
Our payment plan, you won't regret it, yeah

Starship Velociraptor, it's yours forever after
Faster than light in one, two, three

Starship Velociraptor, one hundred laser blasters
Your eyes can tell, you know you need
The finest ship in the galaxy

(The finest ship in the galaxy)

And as you're sailing on through starlight
You're quite convinced that this is it
It's got a dozen restrooms inside
In case we all just have to
Sit on the comfy leather seats
Comes with a fridge that's full of meat, oh
And if you're feeling restless at night
Just hit that holographic suite
This ship is fire, it'll take you higher
Deep down you know your one desire, yeah

Starship Velociraptor, it's yours forever after
Faster than light in one, two, three

Starship Velociraptor, one hundred laser blasters
Your eyes can tell, you know you need
The finest ship in the galaxy

And if you pay an extra fee, yeah
Two-thousand light-year guarantee, yeah
And if it puts your mind at ease, yeah
We've got a twelve-month limited warranty
It's basically free, yeah

Starship Velociraptor, could be yours forever after
Faster than light in one, two, three
Starship Velociraptor, one hundred laser blasters
Your eyes can tell, you know you need
The finest ship in the galaxy

The finest ship in the galaxy