"Hypothetical Party" lyrics

Hypothetically

I'm an extroverted introvert
I see your story, feeling fomo, and it kinda hurts
But taking drugs will only make it worse
I know it's sad but true
I'm just afraid of what they think of me
So I'll pretend to be somebody that I'll never be
And twenty minutes in I'll wanna leave
It's what I always do

Mom calls me, it's Friday
Asking me, "Hon', what are ya doing?"
I'm stalling, but I just say nothing much

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like 10:45
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine

But hypothetically
Hypothetically

Kinda vibing with the way it is (Way it is)
No time for drama, I don't give fuck you're "in the biz"
So come on over we can chill a bit (Chill a bit)
It's what I'd rather do

Mom calls me, it's Saturday
Asking me, "Love, what are ya doing?"
I'm stalling, but I still say nothing 'cause

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like 10:45
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine

But hypothetically
Hypothetically

I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like 10:45

(Hi, can you pick me up, please?)

I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine

But hypothetically
Hypothetically
Hypothetically