"Manager Mike (Skit)" lyrics

[Mike:]
Hey Josh, that sounded great

[Josh:]
Oh, thanks man!

[Mike:]
But I don't think it's the sound you should be going for, man

[Josh:]
Uh what?

[Mike:]
Yeah, you should be going for like that gritty hardcore, guns, violence, drugs, all the terrible things you were surrounded with growing up

[Josh:]
Oh, so you want me to put on a fake persona?

[Mike:]
Oh no no no no it's just like we're trying to sell records here, and like I know what the kids want

[Josh:]
But you're like 45, dude

[Mike:]
I have the soul of a 12 year old

[Josh:]
Look man, I just wanna be myself

[Mike:]
Did you forget you're on a contract with our record company and make our designed products to make the most sales? Not to mention you're behind on our illuminati symbolism

[Josh:]
Alright fine, I'll just make some popular song whatever, screw it