"The Laughing Man" lyrics
Devon Hendryx Lyrics
It's twelve o'clock
Ahahahaha!
(Ay!)
Yo! (What up, man)
Heheheh, haaa!
(Oh, shit! Hahahaaa!)
My label told me to write 'em a hit song
So I gave 'em one track, a verse with no chorus (Yeah)
Some deep ass rhymes with words from a thesaurus
Some concept rap shit, I'm talking about the force of trees and shit
(Ooh!) And then they told me, "sample this" (Word)
A whole box load of obscure indie pop hits, yay
I'll be in the booth if you need to find me
Somewhere next to a mic, and a calm day (Ahh!)
While laughing at "Cosbay's", You know I'm working 'em kinks out (Yeah)
She looked, I looked, you know I'm pulling my thing out
Yeah, wise man said "life ain't fair"
So I'm greedy, lemme tell you how I got here (Signin' off)
Three wise men came looking for a savior (What?)
Gat up in your face, put the money in the manger (Uhn)
Born to a stranger, no socks in the carriage
Fucking bitches is fun, but killing cops is a habit (Pew!)
Silly rabbit, these Trix are for grown-ass men
We can go live in five, or slip a $5 for ten
You say that hooker's only 10? (For $10, she'll suck your socks off)
Cause daddy needs a new pair of shoes, some fuckin' knock-offs
(Whoo!) Knock it off—Excuse me bitch, pardon me (Word)
I left my second verse where the chorus is supposed to be (Uhn)
Bitches keep approaching me, and Facebook-pokin' me
Talkin' 'bout "Gimme some money, I know you fuckin' holdin', G" (I know)
Bitch, I'm broke as pee, you couldn't steal a rock from me
I'm diggin' in the trash just to find some fucking ash to eat
Boss nigga, give a fuck about the faculty
Address me as your majesty, and bow before you hassle me (Brrr-bow!)
Fuck you asking me?
(Ahahaha!)
(Heheh! How you doin'?)
(Ahh!)
(Wahhh!) ([?])
[?]
Skinny black tragedy
Actually? I'm a white self-racist, trapped in nigga feet (Hmm!)
Climbing from the bottom, so the top is where I'm finna be
So go ahead and knock a half-star for the bigotry
Seen a lot of shit, so I really don't believe in peace
I'm burning all the bibles just to see if Dad believes in me
(Nope) What does he know? I seen that motherfucker 'bout
Two less times than I've seen (Wahh!) ***-Zero
So music is my hero, I'll pay the cost up
For that one fan, I will gladly take a Travistan-zero
For one man that knows my shit, front-and-left-side
Up, down, sideways, bow-legged and cross-eyed
So won't you write Devon a song before he dies?
I think life is funny
Got a Laughing Man tattoo, it cost me all my tax money
([?]) No, dammit!
Ahahahaha!
(Ay!)
Yo! (What up, man)
Heheheh, haaa!
(Oh, shit! Hahahaaa!)
My label told me to write 'em a hit song
So I gave 'em one track, a verse with no chorus (Yeah)
Some deep ass rhymes with words from a thesaurus
Some concept rap shit, I'm talking about the force of trees and shit
(Ooh!) And then they told me, "sample this" (Word)
A whole box load of obscure indie pop hits, yay
I'll be in the booth if you need to find me
Somewhere next to a mic, and a calm day (Ahh!)
While laughing at "Cosbay's", You know I'm working 'em kinks out (Yeah)
She looked, I looked, you know I'm pulling my thing out
Yeah, wise man said "life ain't fair"
So I'm greedy, lemme tell you how I got here (Signin' off)
Three wise men came looking for a savior (What?)
Gat up in your face, put the money in the manger (Uhn)
Born to a stranger, no socks in the carriage
Fucking bitches is fun, but killing cops is a habit (Pew!)
Silly rabbit, these Trix are for grown-ass men
We can go live in five, or slip a $5 for ten
You say that hooker's only 10? (For $10, she'll suck your socks off)
Cause daddy needs a new pair of shoes, some fuckin' knock-offs
(Whoo!) Knock it off—Excuse me bitch, pardon me (Word)
I left my second verse where the chorus is supposed to be (Uhn)
Bitches keep approaching me, and Facebook-pokin' me
Talkin' 'bout "Gimme some money, I know you fuckin' holdin', G" (I know)
Bitch, I'm broke as pee, you couldn't steal a rock from me
I'm diggin' in the trash just to find some fucking ash to eat
Boss nigga, give a fuck about the faculty
Address me as your majesty, and bow before you hassle me (Brrr-bow!)
Fuck you asking me?
(Ahahaha!)
(Heheh! How you doin'?)
(Ahh!)
(Wahhh!) ([?])
[?]
Skinny black tragedy
Actually? I'm a white self-racist, trapped in nigga feet (Hmm!)
Climbing from the bottom, so the top is where I'm finna be
So go ahead and knock a half-star for the bigotry
Seen a lot of shit, so I really don't believe in peace
I'm burning all the bibles just to see if Dad believes in me
(Nope) What does he know? I seen that motherfucker 'bout
Two less times than I've seen (Wahh!) ***-Zero
So music is my hero, I'll pay the cost up
For that one fan, I will gladly take a Travistan-zero
For one man that knows my shit, front-and-left-side
Up, down, sideways, bow-legged and cross-eyed
So won't you write Devon a song before he dies?
I think life is funny
Got a Laughing Man tattoo, it cost me all my tax money
([?]) No, dammit!
