"Left 4 Dead 2 Rap" lyrics
[Nick:]
Nick, that's my name
The games that I play
Is stricken out my opponents in the poker domain
And even when the chips are low
I'll whip out a good hand
I straight royal flush zombies
Straight out of this land
Watch me kill zombies
Defend my friends from Jockeys
Bullet straight to the face
Now he won't feel so hoppy
These things don't got me
I'm really strong and I just go in dropping bombs
Like a true con-man
[Ellis:]
People call me Ellis
And don't wear it out
And if a zombie's got an attitude I'll scare it out
A local from Savannah
A mechanic, who can handle any kind of pandemic
Blow it out like a candle
I'm a real man and I endure what I can
I watch a Charger pick me up and now I'm like
GOD DAMN!!!
I'm'a get back up and ruin zombies wishes
I follow my own rules
Kill all sons of bitches!
[Rochelle:]
My name is Rochelle
A reporter on local news
This spiraling outbreak seems to
Make my dreams come true
But getting caught in the hot spot
Where zombies can rot
It's not time to die
It's time the zombies get shot
I sneak around quiet
Zombies better not try it
This Spitter can be bitter
But I'm not on a diet
I won't die and I'll be there when my team is fallin'
See 'em rockin' this and poppin' this
THIS SHIT IS BALLIN'
[Coach:]
Coach is what I'm known as, zombies call me Sir
Physical Education is what I prefer
See I'm an ex-linebacker, so my legs can carry me
I gained a couple more pounds
But I've got awesome memory
Gettin' up close and personal
This is a fun night
Unloadin' shotgun shells and lettin' the blood fly
The butt of my gun is what I give the zombies to choke on
And with the chainsaw I'll give the Smoker
Somethin' to smoke on
We fight like a team
In this bad dream
(Fight like a team)
We gotta stick together when the zombie's near
Yeah, we may be different
But we fight like one
The undead can run, chew our guns
(Chew our guns)
We're one for one, hundred to none
'Cause killin' off zombies is so much freakin' fun
([Ellis:] I'm on top of my game!)
([Rochelle:] I'm sendin' 'em red)
I know this time we won't be
LEFT 4 DEAD!!!
Nick, that's my name
The games that I play
Is stricken out my opponents in the poker domain
And even when the chips are low
I'll whip out a good hand
I straight royal flush zombies
Straight out of this land
Watch me kill zombies
Defend my friends from Jockeys
Bullet straight to the face
Now he won't feel so hoppy
These things don't got me
I'm really strong and I just go in dropping bombs
Like a true con-man
[Ellis:]
People call me Ellis
And don't wear it out
And if a zombie's got an attitude I'll scare it out
A local from Savannah
A mechanic, who can handle any kind of pandemic
Blow it out like a candle
I'm a real man and I endure what I can
I watch a Charger pick me up and now I'm like
GOD DAMN!!!
I'm'a get back up and ruin zombies wishes
I follow my own rules
Kill all sons of bitches!
[Rochelle:]
My name is Rochelle
A reporter on local news
This spiraling outbreak seems to
Make my dreams come true
But getting caught in the hot spot
Where zombies can rot
It's not time to die
It's time the zombies get shot
I sneak around quiet
Zombies better not try it
This Spitter can be bitter
But I'm not on a diet
I won't die and I'll be there when my team is fallin'
See 'em rockin' this and poppin' this
THIS SHIT IS BALLIN'
[Coach:]
Coach is what I'm known as, zombies call me Sir
Physical Education is what I prefer
See I'm an ex-linebacker, so my legs can carry me
I gained a couple more pounds
But I've got awesome memory
Gettin' up close and personal
This is a fun night
Unloadin' shotgun shells and lettin' the blood fly
The butt of my gun is what I give the zombies to choke on
And with the chainsaw I'll give the Smoker
Somethin' to smoke on
We fight like a team
In this bad dream
(Fight like a team)
We gotta stick together when the zombie's near
Yeah, we may be different
But we fight like one
The undead can run, chew our guns
(Chew our guns)
We're one for one, hundred to none
'Cause killin' off zombies is so much freakin' fun
([Ellis:] I'm on top of my game!)
([Rochelle:] I'm sendin' 'em red)
I know this time we won't be
LEFT 4 DEAD!!!
