"Taxes" lyrics

JT Music Lyrics

"Taxes"

Target premises, analyzed
Hostile entities, verified
Anomalous income, identified
Enter with force if access denied

Open up, we got a debt to collect (Knock, knock)
IRS represent
All your stuff I've been sent here to get
Tax season, a canon event
No extensions, the deadline is set
With aggression again am I met (Grr)
Because this is an audit, write up a check
Made out to the monster under your bed (Hit the deck)
Whoops, robot was what I meant
When I roll up, I'm gonna leave a dent (Ow)
'Cause I'm gonna go hard whether prone or erect
I'm a pro on the job as I probe and detect
Anything I can take? Are you shakin'? I bet (Yep)
Can you feel the taxman's breath on your neck? (What the heck)
Have no fear, do not be scared
Unless you forgot to pay your

Taxes (Taxes)
What a reaping you have sown
Forfeiting every thing you own (Own)
Call this an act of repossession (Repossession)
Shoving everything right up my tube
But it's only gonna suck for you
Consider all of it extracted

Let's pack it up, grab what you can
Try not to bash it up (Back it up)
(Rotate) (No, hand it to me)
(Guys, I'm trying to lift, and I can't even see)
(Now look at the value, might as well have fell apart)
(Plus, I don't think we're gonna fit it in the cart)
(Not another Rugrat) (I'll pick up the dumb brat)
(Beat him on the ground, and)
(There's a clown) (Better duck) (Quack)
I'm on your demonic asses
But these are not phantom taxes
Cash out and go back to the store
Spend it on health I can barely afford
Then return to the grind, I will learn every time
Work for a living, earn as you die
Every single paycheck comes with a little pain
And I'm all about capital gains (I call that)

Taxes (Taxes)
Pick it up or face our wrath
Then we'll make you do the math
Go crunch the numbers, what's your bracket? (Bracket)
Is it down low or up high?
Either way, nowhere to hide
(Can I defer?) For sure won't happen

Cappin' all deductions
So don't go self-destructin'
Practice economic fitness
Log expenses, benefitin' business
If I sense any revenue went unreported
Duty will call and I shall not ignore it
I'm an automaton, not a butt plug
But I'll still tax your ass the **** up
Thought you knew better than to mess with the feds
Forget about your wallet, we're comin' for your heads
Attention ghouls and foul pests, you've run out your hourglass
Now you'll pay in full your debt
Or surrender your soul instead
Don't resist, I'll take what's owed me
Time for smiley-face emoji

I work for R.E.P.O
But we're not evil
We've hurt no people
Because there's zero

Taxes (Taxes)
What a reaping you have sown
Forfeiting every thing you own (Own)
All gone, you'll wonder, "Was it magic?" (Magic)
Humankind, behind we left
You are mine to repossess
Out with your income, here come taxes

Ba-bap, bap-ba-ah-bap
Dup, ba-bap, bap-ba-ah-bap
Dup, ba-bap, bap-ba-ah-bap


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