"Day Late & A Buck Short" lyrics

You packed that Mossy Oak
One case of .308 and caught you a blue-eyed doe
But ain't white tail you were chasing
Said you'd be home by Sunday, but I went to church alone
It's 2 p.m. on Monday, and here you come
Pullin' in the neighborhood, but you ain't out the woods yet
Smilin' like you had some luck, but that's an empty truck bed

You went out hunting, but forgot your gun
Oh dear tell me something, do you think I'm dumb?
Camo can't cover up the smell of her sweet Dior
So there's your suitcase, baby, on the front porch
'Cause you're a day late and a buck short (hey)

Go 'head boy, shoot your shot, talk your way out of this one
Point blank, yeah, you got caught, and there's nowhere left to run
Red handed with that shade of pink lipstick on your collar
You packed Luccheses to climb deer stands in the holler

You went out hunting, but forgot your gun
Oh dear tell me something, do you think I'm dumb?
Camo can't cover up the smell of her sweet Dior
So there's your suitcase, baby, on the front porch
'Cause you're a day late and a buck short (hey) (woah)

Day late and a buck short (woah)
A day late and a buck short
You're a day late and a buck short

If ya ain't ready to meet the Lord
You better high tail it out the door
'Cause this rifle here ain't yours no more

You went out hunting, but forgot your gun
Oh dear tell me something, do you think I'm dumb?
Camo can't cover up the smell of her sweet Dior
So there's your suitcase, baby, on the front porch
'Cause you're a day late and a buck short (hey)

There's your suitcase, baby, on the front porch
You're a day late and a, a buck short (hey) (woah)
Day late and a buck short (woah)
A day late and a, a buck short