"Beer Ain't One" lyrics

Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping
My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen
I lost a hundred on the spread on the boys in Dallas
My ex moved into a penthouse palace
It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs

Twelve ounces, sitting on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile, sipping on suds
Drink going down, world looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Nothing holds my hand, nothing kisses my lips, does what it does to me
Fits in like a glove, with my friends at a bar, at a game in a koozie

Like twelve ounces, sitting on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile, sipping on suds
Drink's going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Yeah, but this one's getting low

When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shining
That silver bullet is my silver lining

Twelve ounces, sitting on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile, sipping on suds
Drink's going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one