"Alibi" lyrics

If they ask
You were with me Friday night
And we stayed in it was nice and quiet
If they ask
Both our phones were dead
I didn't get anyone's texts

Tell me what to say, yeah
You won't have to worry
I can keep a secret
I'll stick to the story

I don't have a fast car
But I'll go fucking find one
If you ever need to get away
If someone's breaking your heart
Hold my beer, I'll fight em
If you get one call say my name
Anyone can be your best friend at a party
But if you dig a hole then I'll bury the body
No questions, I won't ask why
I'll be your alibi

If you asked
I'd pick you up when you're drunk downtown
Or go burn down your ex's house
It's like that
Completely unconditional
Even when it's criminal

Tell me who to hate, yeah
You don't have to worry
I don't have to meet em
I believe your story

I don't have a fast car
But I'll go fucking find one
If you ever need to get away
If someone's breaking your heart
Hold my beer, I'll fight em
If you get one call say my name
Anyone can be your best friend at a party
But if you dig a hole then I'll bury the body
No questions, I won't ask why
I'll be your alibi

If it's for you it's not a lie
If you're in trouble, make it mine

I don't have a fast car
But I'll go fucking find one
If you ever need to get away
If someone's breaking your heart
Hold my beer, I'll fight em
If you get one call say my name
Anyone can be your best friend at a party
But if you dig a hole then I'll bury the body
No questions, I won't ask why
I'll be your alibi

No questions, I won't ask why
I'll be your alibi