"Sober As A Drunk" lyrics

I don't think about you, baby, I don't really miss you at all
I don't sit back and wonder if or if it isn't my fault, no
I don't lie awake at night, rewinding your goodbyes
Come to think about it, I'm better off

I'm as sober as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar, hoping you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Rolling off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you with somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh-oh

If I called you twelve times last night, it was an accident
I was really trying to hit the next number on my favorites list
I didn't buy a bunch of shots for your friends
And talk a lot about how I want you back again

I'm as sober as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar, hoping you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Rolling off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you with somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk

I'm as sober as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
As free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar, hoping you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Rolling off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you with somebody new in love
Rolling off my cheek into my drink
Whenever I think about you with somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh-oh
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh-oh

I don't think about you, baby
I don't really miss you at all