"Holiday" lyrics

I am ordering the extra-extra-large
With a side of potato cakes
They're called potato scallops in Queensland
I am having a holiday

I am turning my phone all the way off
I am having a luxurious sleep-in
I am reading a trashy book
I am having a holiday
I am having a holiday

(Yeah, so good, so good)

The air is a balmy 28 degrees
Warm breeze, warm breeze
Get your hat, get your towel, have a wee, get your sunscreen on
Come on dickheads
We're going to the beach!
And relax, relax
Yeah water, sun, sky
I'm really chilling down to the next level
Yeah relax, relax
Oh baby, that's right
Just gettin' away from it
From it all

Long overdue
Long overdue
(Holiday)

My body, in a bikini, in a full-length mirror
Well, there's a disappointing sight (oh god)
Why did I eat those potato scallops?
Cause I'm having a holiday

I woke up at dawn from a disappointing sex dream
I am hiding in my room, waiting for the guests to depart (Long overdue)
I am plotting my revenge on Lucas
I am having a holiday

Long overdue (Yeah, so good, so good)
Long overdue (Holiday, celebrate!) (Turn that TV down!)

And relax, relax
Yeah water, sun, sky
I'm really chilling down to the next level
Yeah, relax, relax
Oh baby, that's right
Just gettin' away from it
From it all

I am reliving that humiliating moment from high school
I can't stop scratching these three mosquito bites
I am pondering the futility of existence
I'm drinking too much, and my sunburn keeps me up at night

Long overdue (I'm sick of this book. It's full of plot-holes)
Long overdue (Oh my god, would you stop whining, I've told you) (Holiday, celebrate!)
Long overdue (Ugh, it's so fucken hot in here!)
Long overdue (Holiday, celebrate!) (No, you can't have another snow-cone)

And relax, relax
Yeah, such a chill vibe
I'm really chilling down to the next level