"My Aphrodisiac Is You" lyrics

"My Aphrodisiac Is You"

Some people say
That oysters make you come on strong
But I don't buy it
I don't believe my diet turns me on
Won't take no pills
That's the last thing that I need to do
I can't deny it
My aphrodisiac is you

Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn
And go to bed in rubber gloves
But I don't need no stimulation
Potions, balms or embrocation
I'm in love
In other words

Don't smoke no grass
Or opium from old Hong Kong
That hubble-bubble
Just makes me see you double
All night long
Don't waste my time
With Spanish fly and roots to chew
They cause me trouble
Because my aphrodisiac is you

Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn
And go to bed in rubber gloves
But I don't need no stimulation
Potions, balms or embrocation
I'm in love
In other words

Some people like
To read the Kama Sutra first
But I don't need it
I think if I should read it
I'd be worse
Don't ask me why
Because baby, I ain't got a clue
I just concede it
My aphrodisiac is you


Thanks to Spring for correcting these lyrics.
Writer(s): Mike Batt
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