"Weird" lyrics

Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh
You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh
Get that outta here, fool
Mind this is that

Go be the guy
Marking up the vibe
It's only been six minutes since I stepped inside
Take a step back
You need to relax
Pop a chill-phill, you will, but just I know this for a fact

Because you're killing me
With all your funky energy
Give a little space to breathe
Now it costs you zero coins
To not be annoying

So why
Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh
You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh
Get that outta here, fool
Mind this is that

Let me help you read the room
It's clear you don't know how to
If I'm gonna play pretend
It's gonna have to involve a check

Because you're killing me
With your retrograded mercury
What side is it when I leave?
Mmm, and while you're focused on the stars
You missed the best part, I know why

Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh
You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh
Get that outta here, fool
Mind this is that

My word, you are absurd
What you see normally is probably a blur
'Cause you can't read the room
Everything was cute till you came through
I'm saying
Please stop telling folks that we cool
You might like me, but I don't like you
Might hurt but I gotta tell the truth
'Cause if I waste your time, I'ma waste mine too, oh

Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh
You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh
Get that outta here, fool
Mind is this that

Why you wanna be weird? Ooh, ooh
You ain't gotta be weird, ooh, ooh
Get that outta here, fool
Mind is this that

Everybody just—
Weird