"This Beer Is Making Me Awesome" lyrics

My damn job is making me mad
This empty wallet is making me sad
This car that won't run is making me upset
And this run down house is making me up to here in debt

But this beer (this beer right here!) is making me awesome
Bulletproof, ten foot tall and then some
I'm feeling twenty years younger and a lot more handsome
Yeah, this beer (this beer right here!) is making me awesome

All of these bills are making me depressed
And raising these kids is gonna give me a cardiac arrest
This gray hair I keep finding is making me feel old
But with a cold one in my hand, well, I'm invincible

Yeah, this beer (this beer right here!) is making me awesome
Bulletproof, ten foot tall and then some
Yeah, I'm feelin' twenty years younger and a lot more handsome
Yeah, this beer (this beer right here!) is making me awesome

Well, I've been thinking lately, my wife is making me crazy
But this sudsy friend of mine believes in me

Yeah, this beer (this beer right here!) is making me awesome
Bulletproof, ten foot tall and then some
I'm feelin' thirty years younger, smarter, stronger and a lot more handsome
Yeah, this beer (this beer right here!) is making me awesome

These pretzels are making me thirsty
And this tequila is affecting me adversely

But this beer (this beer right here) is making me awesome