"Tamagotchi" lyrics

This is for anyone staring down the barrel of the big three-O
You are not alone
I repeat, you are not alone

What's your favourite? Mine is Squirtle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Need, need, got, got, need, need, swap
I'm off my tits on a Panda Pop
Sunny D never did me harm
'Round the twist with a Stretch Armstrong
CD Walkman, "Real Slim Shady"
My mate's alien just had a baby

I'm doing a dive, watch me, watch me
I'm bombing in the water and you can't stop me
I'm doing a dive, watch me properly
Somebody hold my Tamagotchi

Hey, don't the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
I can't hear you
I won't hear you say
That the days are gone, they were only yesterday

Cat Deeley, SMTV
Shouting bogeys, doing wheelies
Holly Valance, Game Boy Advance
School discos and Macarenas
I see England, I see France
Doing a dance in my underpants
No rules when I'm home alone
Prank calls on the telephone

Six weeks off for my holiday-day
Pick & Mix got me feeling wavy
I got six weeks off for my holiday-day
Head spinning 'round like a fucking Beyblade

Hey, don't the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
I can't hear you
I won't hear you say
That the days are gone, they were only yesterday

'Cause I still feel the same
It's the world that seems to change
I used to have it all sussed out, but now it seems so far away
Well, that's just a game
No one to blame
But I can't hear you, I won't hear you

Hey, don't the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
Hey, don't the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
I can't hear you
I won't hear you say
That the days are gone, they were only yesterday