"Distractions I: The Opposite Sex" lyrics

There's a ghost in the hall
And its waiting out for ya
There's a ghost in the hall
And it's looking over you

When it calls when it calls
I can't help but be amused
When it calls when it calls
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Its a ghost

I let him go him go
Let him go
But it keeps on creeping in
I let it go let it go
But how can I pretend
I wanted this?

I want to be involved
With a man
I want to feel him all
And within
I want to fall in love
Once again
Cause it controls me

So how can I
Become the victim?
It's a game, but I
Can't help but play it
I can't blame it all
On creaking floorboards
And slammed doors

You know I'm that bitch
That's running straight into the woods
I trip
And Jason goes and gets me good
You'll roll your eyes
Cause I was safe at home

How can I become immortal?
Save me from incessant boredom
Don't neglect me with your weapons
Even if it kills me
Flings me up into the ceiling
Makes me have a demon baby, whatever
Whatever, whatever