"Waltz Of The Walnuts & Plums" lyrics

When it comes to great waltzes, there must be a million
Melodies everyone hums
But the very best waltz at the Christmas cotillion
Is the Waltz of the Walnuts & Plums

Now a gifted composer who writes a great waltz
May get paid astronomical sums
But simple and fair, none can compare
With the Waltz of the Walnuts & Plums

Saint Nick throws a party each night before Christmas
Each elf and elfess comes
And the number one hit on Christmas hit list is
The Waltz of the Walnuts & Plums

One, two, three
Won't you waltz with me, please?

When it comes to great waltzes, there might be a million
And some of 'em even have drums
But the very last waltz at the Christmas cotillion
Waltz of the Walnuts, the best waltz of all is
The Waltz of the Walnuts & Plums