"Hog Calling Contest" lyrics

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Well, I'm sweating
And I'm putting lipstick on
Happy in mud
I'm going the whole hog

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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Take my gift, it's made of mud
A masterpiece, a work of art
Take back your coin for I have no use
I'm happy in my own refuse
But I'm in a hole
I'm casting pearls before me
I'm on your back
I made a silk purse from my ears

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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Calling out my battlecry
Tryna find my partner in crime
Tryna woo the sow in the heat
Woo, pigs, ooh wee
I wanna wine and dine you, I want a pearl swine
Here to turn down this bacon to make you mine
Help, hell freezes over
When the fat lady sings till she's blue in the face
What if the rabbit eats the king cobra
Does that mean the turtles win the race?
When pigs fly (when pigs fly)
I'll be on the flight (b741)
We've come a long way from the sty in the far sun
I'll be flying high first class with my piggy chums

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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I got sweat beading down my spine
That's the feeling of a swine taking off
This flight's gonna crash
And then my hooves start to thrash
And then my teeth start to gnash
Until we hit the ground
There ain't no mud in the sky
And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight
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