"America Kicks Ass" lyrics
King Missile III Lyrics
America totally kicks ass
Strongest nation on Earth
Nobody can kick our ass
Nobody can intimidate us, because we don't give a fuck
We are motherfucking hard like a gangsta with a nine by our side
Except there's no five-O gonna roll up and beat our ass down
And we're not really criminals, because there's no international law
No international law, because there's no international courts
And there are no international courts
Because we refuse to recognize any court
That might ever try to stop us from doing whatever the fuck we want
No trials, no courts, no laws for America
So we can do whatever the fuck we want
And we're not even criminals
Doesn't that fucking kick ass?
What an excellent country!
And we've gotten rid of the hypocrisy too
We used to make bullshit excuses for whatever it is we wanted to do
We would tell the world it was
'Cause of human rights
Or because the country was a dictatorship
Or attacked first - we don't do that anymore
We don't make bullshit excuses, because we understand now
We don't have to justify ourselves
We don't have to tell the rest of the world shit
We do whatever the fuck we want for one reason, and one reason only: because we can
And all those other countries, they can suck our dick
They can bend over and take it up the ass
Because the rest of the world is America's bitch
Half the world works for pennies a day to make us fat and rich
The deal is, maybe they get to eat
And we get cheap clothes, cheap oil, whatever we want
And if they don't like it they can suck on it
Because the rest of the world is America's bitch
Because we are the lone superpower
And all the other little countries and continents are mere mortals at best
They are like the homeless: we just step over them on the way to steppin' on somebody else
They aren't worth the time it takes to piss in their mouth
We don't care
We're America
We kick ass!
What are they gonna do?
Arrest us?
Ostracize us?
Gang up on us? Let them fuckin' try
We are America and we will fuck them up!
If they ever fuck with us
We will just shake it off and use it as an excuse to fuck them up some more
And the more they try to hurt us
The more medieval on their asses we will get
Because we can
Because America is all-powerful
America kicks ass
And America doesn't have to answer to anybody
Unless, and until, God or the space aliens come to kick our ass
Strongest nation on Earth
Nobody can kick our ass
Nobody can intimidate us, because we don't give a fuck
We are motherfucking hard like a gangsta with a nine by our side
Except there's no five-O gonna roll up and beat our ass down
And we're not really criminals, because there's no international law
No international law, because there's no international courts
And there are no international courts
Because we refuse to recognize any court
That might ever try to stop us from doing whatever the fuck we want
No trials, no courts, no laws for America
So we can do whatever the fuck we want
And we're not even criminals
Doesn't that fucking kick ass?
What an excellent country!
And we've gotten rid of the hypocrisy too
We used to make bullshit excuses for whatever it is we wanted to do
We would tell the world it was
'Cause of human rights
Or because the country was a dictatorship
Or attacked first - we don't do that anymore
We don't make bullshit excuses, because we understand now
We don't have to justify ourselves
We don't have to tell the rest of the world shit
We do whatever the fuck we want for one reason, and one reason only: because we can
And all those other countries, they can suck our dick
They can bend over and take it up the ass
Because the rest of the world is America's bitch
Half the world works for pennies a day to make us fat and rich
The deal is, maybe they get to eat
And we get cheap clothes, cheap oil, whatever we want
And if they don't like it they can suck on it
Because the rest of the world is America's bitch
Because we are the lone superpower
And all the other little countries and continents are mere mortals at best
They are like the homeless: we just step over them on the way to steppin' on somebody else
They aren't worth the time it takes to piss in their mouth
We don't care
We're America
We kick ass!
What are they gonna do?
Arrest us?
Ostracize us?
Gang up on us? Let them fuckin' try
We are America and we will fuck them up!
If they ever fuck with us
We will just shake it off and use it as an excuse to fuck them up some more
And the more they try to hurt us
The more medieval on their asses we will get
Because we can
Because America is all-powerful
America kicks ass
And America doesn't have to answer to anybody
Unless, and until, God or the space aliens come to kick our ass
