"Socks" lyrics

"Socks"

Look at all my socks!
Oh so many, many socks!
I can't even believe it!
Can you imagine having so many socks?!
I can't even begin to count them all!
Let alone even think about wearing them!
So many socks!
How did I get so many?
Where did they come from?
Hey! Why do I have so many socks?!

I'm inundated. I can't- no, I'm sorry, this won't do
I cannot have this. This is too many
I cannot have this many socks. This will not do
Please take some of these socks immediately away at once

Ah. Yes. That is much better. Thank you
This is much more manageable
This is quite good
This is quite precisely the quintessentially right number
I am extremely pleased
Thank you


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