"Micropenis" lyrics

[alarm goes off]
[knock at door]
Good morning
[gasp]
[scream]

Micropenis
You have a micropenis
[x4]

Our hero has reached the end of his journey
But in a way
He is just beginning
Young man
You must use what little power you have left
To conquer the world
And save the princess

Micropenis
You have a micropenis
[x2]