"Long Story Short" lyrics

I'm singing like a fuckin' 2000 douche
Sorry, what?

Nothing bout our love was easy
But baby what worth having is
At least that's what you'd always tell me
Till the day you called it quits

Now everybody's asking
What happened
And where did it all go wrong
But it's too much to type or tell, it takes too long

So long story short
We traded tears on the porch
Two broken hearts on the floor
And it's too late to stitch 'em up
So long story short
If I know one thing for sure
The way she walked out that door
With everything that we had
I knew it for fact
Long story short, she ain't ever coming back
Back

Everytime I talk about it
Is just another wasted breath, mm no
No, I don't wanna think about the day that you left
No, I don't wanna deal with all the feelings again

But they're asking
What happened
And I said

So long story short
We traded tears on the porch
Two broken hearts on the floor
And it's too late to stitch 'em up
So long story short
If I know one thing for sure
The way she walked out that door
With everything that we had
I knew it for fact
Long story short, she ain't ever coming back
Back

So long story short
She doesn't want me no more
My broken heart's on the floor
And it's too late to stitch it up
So long story short
If I know one thing for sure
The way she walked out that door
With everything that we had
I knew it for fact
Long story short, she ain't ever coming back
Back

She ain't ever, she ain't ever, she ain't ever coming
Long story short, she ain't ever coming back