"Mr. Drip (Ric Flair Drip Parody)" lyrics

[Mr. Drip:]
Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr. Johnson's not here so you get me (Yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah

[Student:]
But I-

[Mr. Drip:]
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr. Drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so let's go through attendence
Keylee?

[Student:]
You mean, Kyle?

[Mr. Drip:]
I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz
Ok class you 'gon carry the 2

[Student:]
Uh, sir this is spanish class

[Mr. Drip:]
Don't tell me what to do!
Aye no eating in here that's a detention for you

[Student:]
We're allowed to-

[Mr. Drip:]
I'm your teacher now, I make the rules!
Y'all need to pull up your grades, a lot of F's not a lot of A's (You're failing)
Never hesitate to give an F that's every day (facts)

[Student:]
Can't we watch a movie!

[Mr. Drip:]
Nope, you're gonna learn today (We're learning)
Soon as a question is asked, all y'all better participate
Put your mind on this or I'll take your iPhone

[Student:]
You're a sub, you can't do that

[Mr. Drip:]
Boy I do what I want
Aye sit down you're not going 'till I say that I'm done
Aye no running 'round hallways it's this class that I run

Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr. Johnson's not here so you get me (Yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr. Drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so let's go through attendence
Keylime?

[Student:]
What- It's Kyle?

[Mr. Drip:]
I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz
Got my MBA so don't you play with me (Official, yeah)
Boy keep acting up and you 'gon stay with me (after class)
Don't ask me a question, I can't help you (Can't, nope)

[Student:]
Can I use the bathroom?

[Mr. Drip:]
Tell me, can you? (That's a joke)
We're not the same, I'm teaching you're learning
It's simple calculuses

[Student:]
Can you do this?

[Mr. Drip:]
I bet I- uh... boy don't ask just listen
Aye don't be lazy, finish your pages, they're due in 20 minutes
I made this thing mandatory, that means you have to finish

[Student:]
Aye why did you give me an F?

[Mr. Drip:]
'Cause you need to indent it (Points off)

[Student:]
We all learned not to do that

[Mr. Drip:]
Well, I do things different (I'm different, yeah)
I'm giving you busy work, like y'all some raffle winners
Aye don't you pack your stuff, I've still got half a minute

Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr. Johnson's not here so you get me (Yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr. Drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so let's go through attendence
Icejjfish?

[Student:]
It's Kyle

[Mr. Drip:]
I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now prepare for a quiz