"Great Moments In Redneck History #10 (Skit)" lyrics
This is great moments in redneck history
Thank you and good evening
In 1884 Derwin B. James, a struggling farmer
Was in his shop working on a steam tractor
His knees were worn out from years of hard work
And he had a hard time getting up and down from the ground
Tryna fix his old tractor
And then he had a idea that changed everything
He went and got an old board from a scrap pile
And he mounted some small wheels on the bottom of it
Before you knew it he was scooting around everywhere
Working in those hard-to-reach places
But he also had a old wooden chair
That he put wheels on to set up, to work and roll around the shop
Before long he had everything running perfect
And you know what? He had his best year of crops he ever had
And we wanna thank you, Mr Derwin Bubba James
For the world's first rolling office chair
And this has been another great moment in redneck history
He's drunk
Thank you and good evening
In 1884 Derwin B. James, a struggling farmer
Was in his shop working on a steam tractor
His knees were worn out from years of hard work
And he had a hard time getting up and down from the ground
Tryna fix his old tractor
And then he had a idea that changed everything
He went and got an old board from a scrap pile
And he mounted some small wheels on the bottom of it
Before you knew it he was scooting around everywhere
Working in those hard-to-reach places
But he also had a old wooden chair
That he put wheels on to set up, to work and roll around the shop
Before long he had everything running perfect
And you know what? He had his best year of crops he ever had
And we wanna thank you, Mr Derwin Bubba James
For the world's first rolling office chair
And this has been another great moment in redneck history
He's drunk
