"Bad Day To Be A Beer" lyrics

It's the first good day that I had all year
But it's a bad day, a bad day to be a beer

Typically
I got a thunder cloud that always seems to follow me
When I'm running late my keys are playing hide and seek
No I'm not the type to ask for any sympathy
But it always seems I'm in between
A bill that ain't been paid yet or my truck breaking down
Waiting on that paycheck or my girl leaving town
I haven't seen lady luck in a while
But I think she's coming back around

'Cause I woke up on the right side of bed this morning
And missus ain't bitching and the rain stopped pouring
Did someone finally answer my prayers?
'Cause things are looking better down here
It could be a Bud Light, high life, whatever was cheaper
For a certified all-night cold can killer
It's the first good day that I had all year
But it's a bad day, a bad day to be a beer

Are you kidding me? I just found a brand new can
Of Grizzly Wintergreen in my jeans, now singing inside
Of a limousine and every bottle is free
I guess the Lord is shining down on me

'Cause I woke up on the right side of bed this morning
And missus ain't bitching and the rain stopped pouring
Did someone finally answer my prayers?
'Cause things are looking better down here
It could be a Bud Light, high life, whatever was cheaper
For a certified all-night cold can killer
It's the first good day that I had all year
But it's a bad day, a bad day to be a beer

If I was made of Houston grain with a label round my ears
Helping good old boys like me for a couple thousand years
And I was sitting in my fridge man I'd be filled with fear
Knowing it's a bad day to be a beer

'Cause I woke up on the right side of bed this morning
And missus ain't bitching and the rain stopped pouring
Did someone finally answer my prayers?
'Cause things are looking better down here
It could be a Bud Light, high life, whatever was cheaper
For a certified all-night cold can killer
It's the first good day that I had all year
But it's a bad day, a bad day to be a beer

Yeah it's a bad day to
Yeah it's a bad day to
Yeah it's a bad
It's a bad day, a bad day to be a beer