"How To Be Normal" lyrics

How to be normal
How to be normal
How to be normal
How to be normal

Put on this shirt and wear those shoes
If not, then they'll murder you
I like what I like, I'll black out my eyes
Put on a coat just to make a disguise
So, am I normal enough?
Please, don't make me give it up

Please hug me and hold me
And tell me that you know me
Fix me and break me
Won't we please share a cup of tea?
I'm stupid and lazy
I can see why you hate me
I'm human and crazy
Just, please, don't ever leave

And why should I care what anyone thinks
When no one is there to comfort me?
It's not me, it's just them, they won't stay till the end
It's just me and I, so I made this disguise
How to be, well, with time, we'll see
And why should I care what anyone thinks
When no one is there to comfort me?
It's not me, it's just them, they won't stay till the end
It's just me and I, so I made this disguise

Please hug me and hold me
And tell me that you know me
Fix me and break me
Won't we please share a cup of tea?
I'm stupid and lazy
I can see why you hate me
I'm human and crazy
Just, please, don't ever leave

How to be normal
How to be normal
And how to be normal
How to be normal
And how to be normal
And how to be normal