"Average Joe & Plain Jane" lyrics

Citronella for the mosquitoes
Adirondack chairs in the yard
New mailbox we bought from Home Depot
Fresh paid-off credit card

Bowling alley date on Friday
Taking the edge off a hell of a week
Holding hands, county line cliché
To a T, you and me

Average Joe and Plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet, mundane
Making beds and birthday cakes
Sounds good to me
So what if we're perfectly predictable
TV-dinner typical?
Average Joe and Plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

What's so wrong with refrigerator pictures?
Who cares what whatshername's gotta say?
I'll keep cutting coupons with scissors anyway
Hey, let 'em call us

Average Joe and Plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet, mundane
Making beds and birthday cakes
Sounds good to me
So what if we're perfectly predictable
TV-dinner typical?
Average Joe and Plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

We don't mind the simple, do we?
I like a slower pace, so sue me

Average Joe and Plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet, mundane
Making beds and birthday cakes
Sounds good to me
So what if we're perfectly predictable
TV-dinner typical?
Average Joe and Plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing
Mmm
Mmm