"Jealous Of Jane" lyrics

He's still on the nicotine
And he's still stuck in Abilene
Twenty-five, but acts eighteen
Why am I pissed about it?
He found a trophy for his arm
And she drives him home from every bar
I'm the one who broke his heart
'Cause I'm better off without him

So why am I wishing my hair was a little bit blonder?
Why am I wishing my legs were a little bit longer?
I don't want him or his last name
Hell, I'm the one that got away
So why am I, why am I still jealous of Jane?

I bet he still lies like a rock
And tells her he loves her when he's drunk
Leaving him wasn't even that hard
I ought to be thanking my lucky stars

So why am I wishing my hair was a little bit blonder?
Why am I wishing my legs were a little bit longer?
I don't want him or his last name
Hell, I'm the one that got away
So why am I, why am I still jealous of Jane?

I don't want him back, I'm glad he's a goner
I don't want him back, but I don't want him to want her

Why am I wishing my hair was a little bit blonder?
Why am I wishing my legs were a little bit longer?
I don't want him or his last name
Hell, I'm the one that got away
So why am I, why am I still jealous of Jane?
Oh, why am I still jealous of Jane?
Why am I still jealous of Jane?