"Jared" lyrics

Well, I'm not the dramatic type
But on that Wednesday night
I swear that you could cut the tension with a plastic knife

The way you looked at me
Like we were meant to be
I never thought you'd be the VIP of therapy

Baby, we were vibing
Now, we're capsizing
Left me high and dying
You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"

You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"
You're lucky nothing rhymes with

Guess, your one saving grace
Is your common name
Would, if I could, but I couldn't put it in my song today

I couldn't find the words
Call me "immature"
If it had worked, I would've killed you by the second verse

Baby, we were vibing
Now, we're capsizing
Left me high and dying
You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"

You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"
You're lucky nothing rhymes with

Shithead
Douchebag
Manchild
Human trash

Gave you all my precious time, and—God—I'll never get it back

Couldn't ever find the balls
Not even a fucking call
Hope you hear this song
And sing along
And know it's all your fault

Jared

You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"
You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"
You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"

Baby, we were vibing
Now, we're capsizing

You're lucky nothing rhymes with "Jared"
You're lucky nothing rhymes with

Lives with his parents
Dodged a miserable marriage
I guess in all fairness
A couple things kinda do be rhyming with "Jared"