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"Channel 16" lyrics

Less Than Jake Lyrics

"Channel 16"

They say a man should always dress
For the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate
In this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker
Stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening
Serving chowder and iced tea

Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (yee haw)
I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts


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EP: "TV / EP" (2010)
Less Than Jake - TV / EP EP cover
Channel 1
("Leave It All to Me", the theme song to iCarly)
Channel 2
(Hungry Hungry Hippos jingle)
Channel 3
(Theme song to Animaniacs)
Channel 4
(McDonalds' jingle for the Big Mac)
Channel 5
(Theme song to Diff'rent Strokes)
Channel 6
("Boss of Me", the theme song to Malcolm in the Middle)
Channel 7
(General Mills' Pac-Man breakfast cereal jingle)
Channel 8
(Theme song to Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!)
Channel 9
(Kit Kat jingle)
Channel 10
(Theme song to Spongebob Squarepants)
Channel 11
("In The Street", the theme song to That '70s Show)
Channel 12
(Oscar Mayer Weiners jingle)
Channel 13
("Love and Marriage", the theme of Married... with Children)
Channel 14
(Toys "R" Us jingle)
Channel 15
("Making Our Dreams Come True", the theme from Laverne & Shirley)
Channel 16
(FreeCreditScore.com Pirate-themed restaurant jingle)
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