"PORN" lyrics

[Lil Barnacle (Lil Limabean):]
Like this song if you like vaginas
(I like vaginas!)
I also like vaginas

[Lil Barnacle:]
Watching porn, watching porn
Blowing on my dick like a basset horn
Jizz on your mom like a snowstorm
I've been fucking bitches since I was a newborn
Row, row, row, row, row your boat
Lil Barnacle is the fucking GOAT
I take a shit and then it floats
My jizz lookin' like some cream cheese toast

[Lil LimaBean:]
I like Elmo 'cause he's red
I do not like whole wheat bread
I don't want to go to bed
Bald tires they have no tread
A, B, C, D, E, F, Gilly
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Puppy
Q, R, S, T, U, Vagina
W, X, Y and a Zebra

[Lil Barnacle:]
Condom on my dick lookin' like a Tic Tac
Got some lotion, rub it on my ballsack
Eat her ass, like a flapjack
In the whip, bumping Nickelback

Yeah, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, it makes my dick hard
It makes my dick hard
It makes my dick hard