"THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!" lyrics

Now kids, what does Uncle Sam say we do when you see an immigrant pickin' strawberries or mowin' a lawn?
(We call the feds!)
That's right, we call the feds
Because that's the way Jesus Christ would've wanted it
Yeah
(Yay!)

Big ass gun and a big ass beer
On my wall got a big ass deer
On my wall got a big ass buck
And out front, got a big ass truck in the yard
I just shot a big ass boar
Might have a whole six pack by four
Send all the immigrants right back home
That's the American way I know
That's the American way my dude
I think Jesus Christ would approve
Let's put billionaires in the office we didn't vote for, they're so cool
My favorite show is the news, but I hate them, I don't know what to do
I got a red hat on they made in China
I hate Asians too
Uh (Yeehaw)
Especially those red dot Indians
I just drank a twelve pack of Pabst and washed it down wit' a bottle of Jack
I got a german shorthaired pointer, if I say so he will attack
All I listen to is country music, I hate hippity hop and rap
(Yeehaw)

That's the American way
That's the American way
Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup
Have a heart attack any day
Aye, uh
That's the American way
That's the American way
Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree, you better watch what the fuck you say, aye
(Yeah)

(Yeehaw)
Get that lib shit out of my face
I go to church, but I don't learn nothin'
They want to turn our kids into gays
God up there must have made a mistake
I'm pro-life unless you're already living
I think that women should keep the baby if they get raped
(W'Ahh)
(Why the fuck would you say that?)
Because I love God so much with all my heart
Take a family trip to Walmart
Let's all pile inside the Chevrolet
I hope every Muslim incinerates
I think police should discriminate
Hot dogs and ketchup my dinner plate, tastes great
(Yeehaw)

That's the American way
That's the American way
Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup
Have a heart attack any day
(Yeehaw)
That's the American way
That's the American way
Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree, you better watch what the fuck you say
Aye (Yay!)
(Yeehaw)
(Hahahahaha!)

Now kids, what do we do if we see a protester in the street with a sign exercising his First Amendment right to freedom of speech?
(We floor it!)
That's right, we floor it