"No Me Diga (Film Version)" lyrics

[Daniela:]
Gorgeous!

[Carla:]
Linda!

[Carla/Daniela:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[Vanessa:]
Vieja!

[Daniela:]
Sucia!

[Carla:]
Cabrona!

[Carla/Vanessa/Daniela:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[Carla:]
A little off the top!

[Daniela:]
A little off the side!

[Nina:]
A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio!

[All:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[Daniela:]
Bueno
You didn't hear it from me!
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!

[Nina/Carla:]
No me diga!

[Vanessa:]
Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that!
Please tell me you're joking!

[Daniela:]
Okay!
Just wanted to see what you'd say!

[Carla:]
Oh ho, Dani!

[Carla/Nina/Daniela:]
Tell me something I don't know!
Mmm-hmm-mmm...

[Vanessa:]
What? I don't care!

[All:]
Ay, bendito!

[Daniela:]
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny

[Nina:]
And what do you hear?

[Daniela:]
I hear plenty!
They say he's got quite a big... taxi!

[Carla/Vanessa:]
No me diga!

[Nina:]
Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that!

[Carla:]
I don't think I know what you mean...

[Daniela:]
Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!

[Vanessa/Daniela/Nina:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[Carla:]
Long as he keeps it clean!

[Nina/Vanessa/Daniela:]
Ay dios mio!

[Daniela:]
Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out!

[Vanessa:]
I bet you impressed them all out west
You were always the best, no doubt!

[Carla:]
We want front row seats to your graduation...

[Daniela:]
They'll call your name...

[Daniela/Carla/Vanessa:]
And we'll scream and shout!

[They cheer]

[Nina:]
You guys, I dropped out

[Daniela/Carla/Vanessa:]
No me diga?!

[Nina:]
I should go

[Daniela:]
Well, that's a shitty piece of news

[Carla:]
That girl never quit anything

[Vanessa:]
What the hell happened?

[Daniela:]
I don't know...

[Daniela/Carla:]
I don't know

[Daniela:]
I don't know...

[Carla/Vanessa:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[All:]
Qué sé yo?