"Pay Jimmy Iovine The Money Skit" lyrics

You're a good kid! I've been good to you... you've been good to me
But there's something quite unreasonable going on here
Jimmy's being an unconscionable ball-breaker! Okay, give him 9-2-5 on Cleveland!
Hhhhhhh

Look, look! I've, I've... never had to pay the vigorish, that he demands! Am I something special?
What am I? A schmuck on wheels?
Morrie, please! You know Jimmy! You borrowed his money, pay him!
I didn't agree to three points above the vig. What am I; fuckin' nuts!?
You, you
C'mon!
Give him his money and let us get the fuck out of here!
Hey! Fuck him! Fuck him in the ear!
What are you talkin' about!

Fuck him in the other ear, that son-of-a-bitch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I, did I?
I could've dropped a dime a million times!
Morrie, don't do it, come on! One more, one more
And I wouldn't have to pay to it!
Don't call the cops! You're talking crazy. Stop it now, where you at?
You got money for that fuckin' commercial of yours, you know?
HHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
That fuckin' commercial! But you don't got my money?!
Hhhhhhhhhaaa!
You don't got my money? HUH?!
JIMMY!
Jimmy, I'm sorry!

Yeah? You should be sorry! Come on! Fuckin' do it again and give me the money!
GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' THE MONEY, YOU HEAR ME?!
Hey, Jimmy!
YOU HEAR ME?! COME ON BUST MY BODY!
Jimmy!
Give me the fucking money!
I-I'll give you... You've got it, kid! You got it!
WHAT?!
Believe me!