"Plastic Jesus" lyrics

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

He comes in colors pink and pleasant
He glows in the dark cause he's phosphorescent
I'll take 'em with me when I travel far

Now, get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on
A pedestal of abalone shell

Going ninety, I ain't worried
Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

Oh, I don't care if it bumps or jostles
As long as I've got the twelve apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car

Now, don't I have a pious mess?
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

Now, when I go fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic savin'
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

Well, the men will know I'm on the level
Thanks the wild-eyed stonework devil
Snearin' from the dashboard of my car

If I weave around at night
And police think that I'm tired
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask

Plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off, you see
He's hollow and I use him for a flask

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

He comes in colors pink and pleasant
He glows in the dark cause he's phosphorescent
I'll take 'em with me when I travel far

Yeah, he's always with me when I travel far