"Baby Baby, I'm Your Baby" lyrics

Baby, baby, I'm your baby
A full grown lover acting crazy
A half-moan Jesus needs a Mary
Oh baby, baby, I'm your baby
Buggy bumper
Diaper diaper
A full grown baby in a high chair
A half grown care-bear still can cry
Like a baby, baby, I'm your baby

I wanted you to find me in my dreams
To cuddle right beside me while I sleep
My cuddle puddle baby, go to sleep
My cuddle puddle baby

Baby, baby, I'm your baby
Just squeeze me but don't try to change me
A slippery squeaky Pony Baby
Oh baby, baby, I'm your baby

"Hold on a second
Is he singing about babies
Or is he singing about ponies?
Is he singing about pony babies
Or is he singing about
People that sing about babies?"
"Either way
I'm not involved
I don't wanna be involved
I have nothing to do with this song
I don't wanna hear it
I don't wanna sing it
And I want it off my goddamn iPad"

You seem chill and I seem crazy
Don't judge me hug me like a baby
I fooled you, drooled you, now I'm changing
Oh baby, baby, I'm your baby

I wanted you to find me in my dreams
To cuddle right beside me while I sleep
My cuddle puddle baby, go to sleep
My cuddle puddle baby
My cuddle puddle baby
My cuddle puddle baby