"Glorious Ultra Panavision (skit)" lyrics

Damn man, that was a vibe, you really know your shit
Hey, what can I say? I got good taste, haha
I have every album that ever existed before the fall on my divider
Ha, you sound like me with film
Cool, I'm a sci-fi junkie myself
Really?
What? Not a fan?
Well, seeing as we live in a giant space station hovering over our destroyed home planet of Earth
I gotta say, I've seen just about all the space I wanna see
I don't know man, I guess it gives me hope
What you mean?
You know, that there's more out there
Flourishing planets with life and technology and adventure
I'm a little nervous, honestly
It's my first time away from home
This little ass ship, thinking it's just us out here in space?
It's kind of freaking me out
What, am I chopped liver?
No, Roslyn, that's not what I meant
Kai, it's a routine sweep, nothing to worry about
Man, how many times have you done this, Captain?
Me?
Well, let's see, ah, that would be my first mission outside Babel
What the hell? What? Oh, hell nah
You telling me you never flown into outer space before?
Hehehe, calm down officer, I've literally been training for years on the simulation deck
Man, I knew your ass looked too young to be a captain
Bro, I'm forty-seven
I'm thirty-eight, that don't mean shit
Look, Kai, it's routine, okay? We're fine
Heh, oh yeah, nah, I know, for sure
Kai's current heart rate is one twenty-eight beats per minute
Bitch, don't put my personal information out there like that
Anxiety is normal dude, I've had my fair share
That's the last thing I want to hear the captain say
Dude, talking about it is what helps
And you know, relieves the pressure
But enough, we're fine, let's take your mind off it
Who's your favorite director of all time?