"SCGTV Crazeee Ralph Promo" lyrics

"SCGTV Crazeee Ralph Promo"

"Hey, you! You chansaw-holding maniac, your murdering rampage not what it sould be? Here at crazy, crazy, craaaazy Ralph's Murdering Mega Mart, we have all what you need to hack, slash, rip and tear, mutilate and decapitate: Axes, chainsaws, knives, poison. Now available for the first time: Monster Squad Murder Mayhem energy drink. Your kill count will go thorugh the roof! Here's a testimony from one of our happy customers: Rufus 'The Redneck' Ruiz."
"I was missing that fire. That spark of brutality. One sip of this Monster Squad Murder Mayhem and woooweee. It's like having a goddamn shotgun firecunt right up my ass!"
"So come on down to stock up, so you can chop up. Here at crazy, crazy, craaaazy Ralph's."


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