"The Trains Don't Run (It's Christmas Day)" lyrics

Before the ice gritters
But after the drunks
I tiptoe down the stairs
To fill the stockings up

Believe me when I say
"I wouldn't have it any other way"
White snow may turn to grey
But Christmas sky is blue, if us is me and you

Unwrapping my gifts
Down a Motorola on pre-pay
Because the trains don't run
Not on Christmas day

Believe me when I say
"I wouldn't have it any other way"
White snow may turn to grey
But Christmas sky is blue if us is me and you

We sit in paper hats
Our stomachs gorged
We vow to get drunk
Before we get bored

Believe me when I say
"I wouldn't have it any other way"
White snow may turn to grey
But Christmas sky is blue if us is me and you
Believe me when I say
"I wouldn't have it any other way"
White snow may turn to grey
But Christmas sky is blue if us is me and you